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Straight from the mouth-holes of an irritated cosmic abomination comes the immortal line:
“Blurb… pop… papa?… BLORB.”
Is it a warning?
A greeting?
A gassy accident?
No one knows.
A shirt for those who like their horror ancient, wet, and deeply stupid.
Product features
- 100% polyester for durability and quick-drying
- Conveniently printed size and care label
- Heavy-duty double needle stitching for longevity
- Lightweight fabric for comfort
- Sewn in the USA with globally sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width, in | 15.00 - 15.98 | 17.01 - 17.99 | 19.02 - 20.00 | 20.98 - 22.01 | 22.99 - 24.02 | 25.00 - 25.98 | 27.01 - 27.99 | 29.02 - 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 |
| Sleeve length, in | 24.49 | 24.80 | 25.20 | 25.79 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.72 | 28.31 |
This shirt has gotten the best reactions of all other designs, enjoy.
Straight from the mouth-holes of an irritated cosmic abomination comes the immortal line:
“Blurb… pop… papa?… BLORB.”
Is it a warning?
A greeting?
A gassy accident?
No one knows.
A shirt for those who like their horror ancient, wet, and deeply stupid.
Product features
- 100% polyester for durability and quick-drying
- Conveniently printed size and care label
- Heavy-duty double needle stitching for longevity
- Lightweight fabric for comfort
- Sewn in the USA with globally sourced materials
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest width, in | 15.00 - 15.98 | 17.01 - 17.99 | 19.02 - 20.00 | 20.98 - 22.01 | 22.99 - 24.02 | 25.00 - 25.98 | 27.01 - 27.99 | 29.02 - 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 30.98 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 |
| Sleeve length, in | 24.49 | 24.80 | 25.20 | 25.79 | 26.50 | 27.01 | 27.72 | 28.31 |
This shirt has gotten the best reactions of all other designs, enjoy.