“Saint Chrome”
Alias: The Gutter Ronin of Neon Eve
A gaunt, chrome-eyed samurai in a tattered red synth-leather coat — part Santa Claus, part slaughter-saint. His coat’s fur trim flickers with fiber-optic glow, and old-world bells hang from his belt, chiming softly with each step. Beneath, ritual tattoos crawl across skin like living code. His sword, Silent Night, is an obsidian monoblade inscribed with writhing runes that pulse whenever the Old Ones whisper.
He stands in a snowy alley lit by glitching holiday ads — sword drawn, rain and snow sizzling on the blade. Two Korp ninjas flank him, masks blank, katanas of mirrored data-steel ready. They move like algorithms; he breathes like a ghost.
You don't want to be on this Santa’s list.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for superior comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatility
- Ethically sourced with US cotton
- Lightweight fabric—ideal for year-round wear
- Durable and smooth fabric perfect for printing designs
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
“Saint Chrome”
Alias: The Gutter Ronin of Neon Eve
A gaunt, chrome-eyed samurai in a tattered red synth-leather coat — part Santa Claus, part slaughter-saint. His coat’s fur trim flickers with fiber-optic glow, and old-world bells hang from his belt, chiming softly with each step. Beneath, ritual tattoos crawl across skin like living code. His sword, Silent Night, is an obsidian monoblade inscribed with writhing runes that pulse whenever the Old Ones whisper.
He stands in a snowy alley lit by glitching holiday ads — sword drawn, rain and snow sizzling on the blade. Two Korp ninjas flank him, masks blank, katanas of mirrored data-steel ready. They move like algorithms; he breathes like a ghost.
You don't want to be on this Santa’s list.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for superior comfort
- Classic fit with crew neckline for versatility
- Ethically sourced with US cotton
- Lightweight fabric—ideal for year-round wear
- Durable and smooth fabric perfect for printing designs
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
